Definition of a bad day …
The job promotion you were a shoe-in for goes to some outlander from Philly.
You walk in on your fiancé having lunch with an adult film star.
(Using “star” loosely here. Also “lunch.”)
And you barf up wedding cake samples and tequila in front of the boy next door.
Who happens to be a billionaire these days.
A really hot billionaire.
Whose kisses make your tailbone tingle …